You knew this was coming, right?
We like a good laugh around here. And while you can't order fatCoffee® BacoPineDelight, you can order the real stuff, right here
. There's absolutely, positively, no possible way I'd ever, ever, put bacon and pineapple into my coffee. Butter? Yes. Cheesecake? Maybe. Ground guava? Possibly after missing a night of sleep.
But let's keep bacon where it belongs: woven into small placemats and used in place of bread slices.